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Postal 2: Coroner ZH0T!: Review
"Moscow will not become London,
It will remain a prison .."
(Purgen).
I really want a lot of chicks and … vodka!
Some kind of 6 months ago, I could not dream that I would play in Russian Postal‘Ah, and now, it happened. I remember when I read the first announcement (at the end of March of this year), I literally bit my elbows and creaked with my nails by the monitor in anticipation of the Russian coming of the crazy postman.
So, on August 8, the official release of the game was held, and 10 this masterpiece of thought has already appeared on the shelves Avalon‘Sheets and groups of children from Pepelats Product (Pepelats-a flying object from the Great Kil-dza-dza) under the tireless gaze of a friend Vincer Desiderio From the notorious Running with Scissors.
If you suddenly thought that Postal 2 will lose its atmosphere (if it can be called up like that) or the bloody lawlessness on the streets of the city will subside a little, I will dispel your fears, because our "maniac" became Russians 100%. Rurressel in absolutely everything: in weapons, at the scene, in residents, even in the soundtrack. And now, in the proletarian queue, we will study everything thoroughly.
We will survive this trouble.
You are a self -taught maniac responding to the name Corkscrew (this is the possession for a Russian guy)! Your task is to return your "inheritance" or "The genitals" (as written on a box), which was hopelessly lost thanks to the efforts of a certain "gangs of amputants", which, along the way, you will take revenge.
The place of action occurs at the devil on the cakes, or rather in the city Mukhosransk (almost cult name). This is almost a local metropolis, there is an airport, a hospital, and a lot more. Familiar to the eye "foreign cars" a la "Humpbacked constipation", instructive inscriptions on the walls and t.D. Can be listed endlessly – this must be seen and destroyed.
In the course of a four https://nongamstopcasinosites.co.uk/european-casinos/ -day search for your "little friend", As you understood in the form of a lady, you have to walk throughout the city, meeting different people: girls of easy behavior, Russian cops, crowds of mazhist-amputators and … skinheads. Here it is the whole depth of Russian being!
Even if during the storyline you could not visit all the buildings of the city and reveal all its secrets, do not despair, because you can play this tanning game as much as it will fit, and I assure you, a lot will fit a lot.
You ask what’s with weapons? There was … a slingshot, an original village tool of labor, and for someone – killings. But in return, a great gift disappeared – it is impossible to urinate more at innocent passers -by, because there is nothing! And so, in general, the arsenal did not undergo any changes regarding the original and the apocalyptic addon.
The drunk face of the nation.
It is unlikely that now there will be those who remember when it was born Postal 2? And I’ll tell you – in May 2003. You ask why I’m now? Yes, to the fact that the graphic design of our postman-maniac has not changed to this day, that is, "Coroner ZHZHOT!" Graphically differs from the source, except, only with a small smoothing of the characters and the drawing of textures. But the physical model has improved, especially good "dismemberment" human carcasses, both dead and living! Our developers tried to glory, they were not too lazy to draw all the textures of the houses, and the objects of Mukhosransk as a whole. What is the form on the defenders of the law enforcement, one word is beautiful.
For those who did not play in "Sent 2" (There are not very many such people in Russia), I will briefly describe it. Imagine Unreal’ovsky engine (Ut, Halo, Pariah), round the characters, add blood tanks and drawn textures of one- or two-story houses. In general, in Postal 2 you need to play, not tell.
Panks in the city!
Opening a corkscrew in the sound part showed that the voice acting and music of the Russian ad-Don are simply magnificent (not for rap lovers). Sounds are good for the wild: all kinds of moans, dying shouts, shots and other noise effects there. But the trouble is political correctness. Our woeful war for rights "infringed" cannot swear obscenities (for sure, it will push many), you can’t understand! But, all this is more than compensated by the heavy-lifting soundtrack performed by Moscow punk brigades (I will not list them, I think they will not say anything to you). I myself support an exclusively domestic sound, and in particular hard and punk, so this is a real gift for me, and for many, probably, too. Such music supports the mood and worldview that this is created around itself, for the whole tower, adapted, ad-Don.
Evil claws and strong teeth.
In fact, when you play in the ship, the graphics are not important, the main thing is the riot of the soul, the complete relaxation of the nerve beams and gray matter. You will never have blood in the veins, like in Horror, a cranial box, as when solving another puzzle from some quest. Postal is a method of deep relaxation, of course, of course, tough relaxation, but beauty requires victims. You will never throw this toy out the window, and, remembering it, five years later, you will be happy to play a couple of times. And why, if not for joy and pleasure, you need games?
To kill or not kill?! For us no longer a question!
What do we have on the finish line? A new cool and extraordinary plot, excellent sound accompaniment, which supports the already magnificent atmosphere of bloody baths, Mukhosransk is a town with its Russian morals and crazy residents. And I would like to send all the minuses of the original to the trash: the outdated graphics (not updated since May 2003);stupid opponents who have not found a worthy AI. Of all the above, in my opinion, a logical conclusion follows: keep on a long memory, because such projects may never be!
